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Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity Review

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Board Game Review by: :
Tahsin Samma
Price:
$24.99

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Rating:
3.5
On Apr 22, 2020
Last modified:Apr 22, 2020

Summary:

We review Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity, a bluffing and deduction game published by Fight in a Box. In Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity, players are trying to avoid being eaten by aliens that have landed on earth.

Processing Review

ProcessingSeppy Yoon is a weird dude. He is exceptionally nice and a joy to game with, but readers should know what they’re in for with this next review. Seppy’s mind is the kind to take a Twilight Zone episode to the next level. He’s the kind of guy who takes a strange mixture of pop culture and science fiction and comes up with themes for games. He’s the game designer for the next game to probe.

Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity takes its name from a famous Twilight Zone episode where aliens land and agree to work with humanity to improve Earth. As a thank you to the aliens, humans agree to journey back to the alien home planet. Here’s the famous twist and a big SPOILER ALERT. After translating the key book used by the aliens, the humans realize that the title “To Serve Man” actually means how to cook and serve humans as food for the aliens. Creepy.

This is where Seppy’s mind goes and his game design begins. The high concept here is that several types of aliens have landed, want to eat people, but can’t tell the difference between people, specifically hipsters, and cows. If players can help the aliens sort through the creatures without getting eaten themselves, they win. It’s a hand management and voting game for 3-6 players. It’s best with 4-5 and at that player count, expect the game to take about 40 minutes.

Gameplay Overview:

Explaining the setup of the game will help explain how the various mechanisms work together.

There are two main tracks in the game, each with a player’s token. The first is a typical victory point track. The second tracks how many Mad CAO (pronounced “cow”, short for Confederated Alien Overlords) points a player has earned. The Mad CAO track is the more dangerous one because the player who has progressed the furthest on this track loses at game end.

Processing Cards
Agenda cards will show which groups get processed, either freed, probed, or eaten.

There are also two main types of cards. The Agenda cards represent the various aliens that the players serve. Playing an Agenda card will indicate which Alien orders the player supports. This is indicated by 3 orders for the hipsters and cows: Probe (aka “examine” in an alien way), Meat (they want to turn the group into food), or Freedom (set the group free). Some aliens want to eat hipsters and set cows free. Some don’t care whether they set a group free, as long as they probe hipsters. There is a vast mix.

The second type of card are Lot cards. These cards will come out on a certain schedule and will provide spaces for voting for individual cows and/or hipsters. Players will play voting tokens to an available Lot card to decide the fate of all cows and hipsters on the card. If a card gets two votes for Freedom and one for Probe, the entire collection of icons on the card (cows and hipsters) will go into a column along with all other Freedom cards.

Processing Cow
The CAU track shows which player is in the lead to get eaten.

As the collection of Freedom, Probe, and Eat cards build, these fuel the points that players will earn when it comes time to play their Agenda card. If the stack of Freedom cards has a lot of hipster icons, then the player will want to play an Agenda card that aligns with Freedom for Hipsters. For each icon, the player would then score one victory point. However, players will also move up the Mad CAO track if they met the requirements from that same Agenda card. As an example, if an Agenda card also has an icon that gives Mad CAO points for hipsters, the player would also move up the Mad CAO track that same number of points.

The tricky part of the play is that players are limited in their votes. Each player receives 3 Freedom, 3 Eat, and 3 Probe votes. Players will take turns around the table voting until they only have 3 voting tokens left. Then a scoring phase occurs. After the first scoring phase, players will receive 6 new tokens (2 Freedom, 2 Eat, and 2 Probe) and only 3 after the second scoring phase. When players have run out of tokens after the second scoring phase, a final scoring takes place and the game ends.

As stated before, the player with the most Mad CAO points at the end of the game loses immediately as they are clearly human and to be devoured. After eliminating that player, the player with the most victory points wins. Everyone else is either probed or turned into meat.

Processing Game Experience
Compared to the victory track, the CAU track has a different kind of competition.

Game Experience:

It’s obvious that Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity has a unique theme, and that is a huge plus for this reviewer. Amazingly, none of the mechanisms, as silly as the concept of the game is, feels inappropriate or gamey. In a sense, the do-or-die implications of each vote often has other players chanting “Probe” or “Meat” around the table. The trick is the group needs to enjoy the humorous theme, and that is a core requirement before considering a purchase here.

Processing Cards
When Agenda cards are full, they get resolved at the end of the round.

What really works are the voting mechanisms in the advanced game, which introduces a double vote, secondary scoring possibilities, and a chance to switch allegiance such that the highest number of Mad CAO points wins the game for the player. This takes the game to another level of negotiation and deduction when seeking support and/or second guessing every player’s actions. Since Agenda cards are secret, players will never really know how each player will vote; they can only guess based on the available Agendas.

That’s one of the points that brings down the overall experience. Even though players have some control, with 6 players, there can often be a feeling of no control since so many people are voting and players often want to complete a card instead of being the first voter on a new card. Ironically, the same is not true at 3 players, but there is still something lost in the social aspect of the game as players tend to stick to their own agendas. With a partner in a 4 or 5 player count game, the prospects of avoiding being eaten are optimal.

Final Thoughts:

Even with a funky theme, Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity is a good game. It doesn’t make it into higher rating territory mostly because of the nuances with 6 players and the specific theme. Additionally, some people won’t get into it and appreciate the humor of voting hipsters to get probed by Space Clowns. The strong elements of guessing how other players will vote compared to what options you have is what keeps this mental challenge fresh each game, which likely will only be for certain occasions.

Final Score: 3.5 stars – Just the right kind of humor and light strategy for a filler game at a convention or big game night. This is the kind of mental work that encourages players to keep guessing about their opponents.

3.5 StarsHits:
• Hilarious theme if it suits you
• Challenging to guess what other players will vote
• Requires social engineering to do well

Misses:
• Higher player counts has a loss of control feeling
• Social aspect can be lost with certain groups

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