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Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

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Tony Mastrangeli

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On Mar 29, 2016
Last modified:Mar 29, 2016


We review the new cooperative board game Dead Men Tell No Tales by Minion Games. In this pirate game, players must work together to loot all the treasure from a sinking and burning pirate ship.

Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

Dead Men Tell No TalesThere are a few themes in gaming that no matter how much they are used (or overused), still seem to attract my attention. Cthulhu, dungeon crawling, city building and of course pirates. Who doesn’t love a good swashbuckling board game?

Today we are going to be looking at Dead Men Tell No Tales, a cooperative board game published by Minion Games. In Dead Men Tell No Tales, players take on the roles of a rough and tumble pirate crew trying to loot a sinking, burning ship. Does Dead Men Tell No Tales provide enough entertainment to keep its head above water in this crowded genre? Time to find out.

Dead Men Tell No Tales is a cooperative board game for 2-5 players that plays in about 60 minutes. Dead Men Tell No Tales plays best with 3-4 players.

Game Overview:

In Dead Men Tell No Tales, players will be working together to quickly loot a burning ship. Each player will control a unique pirate, each with their own special ability and shared group of items. During the game, players will use an action point system to move around the ship, fight deckhands and guards, loot treasure, and battle the raging inferno. If the players can recover all treasure before one of the games many end conditions happen, they can retire as rich buccaneers.

Game Components:

Dead Men Tell No Tales Character
Each character has their own special ability

Overall I was really happy with the components in Dead Men Tell No Tales. The cards, tiles and tokens are all made from high quality stock that should garner no complaints. While Minion Games doesn’t publish a high quantity of titles, the ones they do release are usually well produced.

My favorite aspect of the components has to be the artwork. From the inferno on the ship tiles to the well drawn pirate cards, I found the artwork to be both thematic and engaging. The artwork was not only visually pleasing to look at, but also done in a way where it doesn’t interfere with actually playing the game. Props to illustrator Chris Ostrowski on a job well done!

For the most part, the rule book did a good job explaining the nuances of the mechanics and made learning the game easy. There were a couple of areas, mostly with the revenge cards, that could have been more clear. A quick jaunt online cleared up any questions we had.

How to Play:

Here is a quick overview of how to play. If you want the full rules, you can download a PDF of the rules here.

Once the game is set up and each player has chosen their pirate, the game is played with each player taking a turn in the standard clockwise manner.

The goal of the game is to find and recover all the loot tokens from the ship. This will be anywhere from 4-6 tokens depending on difficulty level and player count.

At the start of a player’s turn, they search the ship. Searching involves drawing the top tile from the pile and adding it to the ship. Doors must be placed in a logical manner, and a token is drawn from the bag and added to the tile. A die is also placed on the tile (usually starting at a specific number) to represent the fire level of the room.

Dead Men Tell No Tales Player Aid
A player can take 5 actions on their turn and may repeat the same one.

Players have 5 actions to choose from:

  • Walk: Move to an adjacent room. If the room has a higher fire level than the room you’re leaving, you take the difference in fatigue.
  • Run: Move two rooms (and gain fatigue as normal), gain an extra two fatigue.
  • Fight Fires: Lower the fire level in the room you are in by one.
  • Eliminate a Deckhand: Remove a deckhand token from your room or an adjacent room.
  • Pick up a Token: Take an item token from the room.
  • Rest: Reduce your fatigue level by two.
  • Increase Your Battle Strength: Add one to your battle strength.
  • Swap Your Item Card: Exchange your item card with a different one from the reserve.

If you ever move into a room with an enemy, you must immediately fight (not an action). This involves rolling a die and adding the result to your battle strength. If you roll equal to or greater than the strength of the enemy, you kill him.

Finally, at the end of your turn, you must draw a Skelit’s Revenge Card. This will cause various bad effects to occur, including raising the fire level in all rooms with a matching die or adding more deckhands to the ship.

To win the game, players must find all the treasure tokens and remove them from the ship and escape.

There are 6 ways to lose the game:

  • If the explosion marker reaches the end of the track.
  • Needing to add deckhands, and the pool is empty.
  • If a room tile cannot be legally added to the ship.
  • If enough treasure tokens have been destroyed (due to room explosions) that you can’t meet the game’s goal.
  • If a pirate dies after all treasure has been looted.
  • If a pirate dies and there are no more left to choose from.
Dead Men Tell No Tales Game Experience
Players will have to juggle many tasks at once to keep from losing the game.

Game Experience:

After giving Dead Men Tell No Tales a few plays, I could definitely see an influence from some older cooperative games. Dead Men Tell No Tales feels like a mix of Pandemic and Flash Point: Fire Rescue. And that’s not a bad thing. Both are good co-op games that have their own hits and misses.

Even though Dead Men Tell No Tales seems to borrow concepts from those games, I still feel like it’s different enough to stand on its own. One mechanic I really enjoy is the way the fire is handled. Each room has a die that signifies its fire level. If that die ever reaches six, the room explodes while destroying everything in it. Furthermore, the fire in all adjacent rooms are increased by one. Some rooms even have powder kegs that will explode on a lower number.

Dead Men Tell No Tales Fatigue
Players will have to manage their fatigue level, if it gets too high, they can die.

So the obvious move is to always be lowering all the fire levels, right? Well not necessarily. When you draw the Skelit Revenge cards at the end of your turn, some will have you increase all the fire dice matching the drawn number by one. So if you’ve been working really hard and lowered half the dice to a 3, well now all those dice are increasing by one. It almost behooves you to keep your fires at different levels to avoid something like that from happening.

Besides, chances are you won’t be able to spend that many actions fighting fires. There is just SO MUCH to do in Dead Men Tell No Tales. From fighting guards for treasure to keeping the deckhands in check, you will never lack for things to do on your turn. Even resting becomes an important action. As you become more fatigued, you start getting locked out of rooms with high fire levels. There is a great give and take nature to this game. I feel like I’m constantly trying to keep 20 different plates spinning at the same time.

With all those demands on a player’s actions, it really made me enjoy how there are quite a few ways to lose. This forces players to balance out their actions and not just focus on a few. I’ve lost Dead Men Tell No Tales in a couple of different ways, this game can really keep you on your toes, especially at the harder levels.

Dead Men Tell No Tales Item Cards
Players can freely swap out items cards (for an action) on their turn.

The deckhands will be one of the bigger thorns in the players sides. We actually had more issues keeping them in check than the fires. This is especially true after the ship has had a many tiles added to it. In fact, one of our players likened the pirate Jade to the medic in pandemic. We almost feel like you have to play with her because her ability is so useful! (She can kill 2 deckhands with one action).

I feel like that many of the characters have a role to play in Dead Men Tell No Tales. Something to be aware of when you get your pirate because if you don’t enjoy fighting fires, you probably don’t want to be playing Crimson Flynn. While some pirates abilities are fairly general, many have roles that almost turn them into specialists.

As much fun as we had playing Dead Men Tell No Tales, it still can fall into the same pits as other cooperative board games. Namely having to deal with an alpha player directing the game. There is nothing that can stop that in the game, but you know your gaming group better than anyone, so if this is a regular problem within your group, be forewarned.

Finally, Dead Men Tell No Tales does a decent job with its player scaling. I tend to prefer the game with 3 players as I feel like I have a bit more control over the board and the downtime is a bit less. At the higher player counts, things can get a little chaotic as the game state changes so much between your turns.

Final Thoughts:

Dead Men Tell No Tales Revenge Cards
The Revenge cards make things even more challenging for the players.

Dead Men Tell No Tales ended up being a fun cooperative board game that’s already made it to our tabletop a few times. Because there are so many things to do in the game, I feel like it almost has a puzzle nature to it. The game is not easy to win and will definitely offer up a challenge. Expect to lose this one in the beginning, especially when playing on the harder difficulty levels.

If you are a fan of all things pirate, then you will definitely want to check out Dead Men Tell No Tales. It has some solid mechanics, excellent production quality, and is overall an entertaining cooperative board game. While it doesn’t feature any ground breaking mechanics, it does a lot of things right and is worth a spot on your gaming shelf. Check this one out today.

If you’d like to grab a copy of Dead Men Tell No Tales, you can pick it up for about $40.

Final Score: 4 Stars – A fun romp through a burning ship that combines a lot of solid mechanics with some challenging gameplay.

4 StarsHits:
• Great production values
• Challenging gameplay
• Fun take on the pirate theme
• Lots of things to do on your turn

• Nothing to stop the alpha player syndrome
• Top of the player count can get chaotic

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  1. I was on the edge for this one. Like you Tony I’m a sucker for Pirate anything. As mainly a family gamer, I have to be a bit picky about which titles to pick up. Pick up games where age is higher than 10 and is better played with more than 2, then I have a game sitting on my shelf for some time. I really want to pick up Libertalia and Merchants and Marauders but I feel these would collect a bit of dust. We find Jamaica at the table quite a bit because it’s a game my 6 year old can even play. Very simple game play but the conflict is always the best part.

    Libertalia looks like something my 10 year old can pick up but this game looks like it would be an ideal fit. However, I find myself afflicted with the alpha player status in coop games when playing with the kids who don’t understand the “greater good”.

    A couple of questions for you:
    1. BGG has a voted age of this game to 8+. Do you feel this to be an accurate age rating or is that swayed by the fact that it is coop and someone can provide input? The actions don’t seem to be too complicated but they never do on the surface. The depth of a game is where the 10-12 age group has a harder time understanding. They see the surface and that’s as far as they get.

    2. Where would you rank this game among the other top pirate games? OHhhhhh do I smell a top 10 Pirate game article?

    3. How do you handle alpha players in board games? I’m trying to find a way of keeping my mouth shut while still trying to achieve the objective.

    4. Lastly, what happened to Jeff Petersens “Family of Gamers” series? This was something I was going to start on BGG and still might. My problem revolves all around the resources required to maintain a blog like that.

    I may not agree with you on everything you post but I find your reviews give a good overall feel of the game. My game choices tend to rely on an aggregate of data and Board Game Quest and Rahdo tend to be my go tos.

    Thanks for the help and input!

    • Wow that’s a lot of questions. Lets see.
      1. As someone who doesn’t have kids, I’m probably not the best to answer that question. Maybe someone else can chime in on that one.

      2. Good question. I’d definitely put it in the top ten, but as to where, that would require some thought. Perhaps in a future list. 🙂

      3. That can be hard, unless the game has ways to prevent that, such as real time play or hidden information. Mostly, we just try and not play with people who try and dominate a game.

      4. AS soon as Jeff and Steph have another article ready, I’ll get it posted. I’ll give him a nudge and maybe he can finish his next one up. 🙂

      Thanks for the kind words!

  2. Thanks for the review. As I was reading, I was immediately reminded of Flash Point, which you eventually mentioned. As much as I like pirate themes, I don’t think this one will hit the table for us. I don’t see it taking the place of Flash Point (which I play with my kids) or my preferred pirate games. Blackbeard and Merchants & Marauders. Thanks for writing this up!

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